You be the king!

Why is it that I always get stuck playing the male character?  When I was in elementary school the movie Grease had come out and I was Danny Zuko when my girlfriend and I put on a skit of Grease for my parents (Defintely dating myself there). When I played house my friends always made me be the dad.  And now, thirty-some years later I'm still playing the role.  Today it was announced that I would be playing the role of the king.  It's about time I took a stand!  I'm joining the Screen Actors Guild.  I refuse to be typecast.